I’m sitting here stroking my beard(I used to think that people only did that in pretentious movies, but I do it all the time), wondering what evolutionary advantage facial hair might have given our species. I’ll have to look into it later.
the evolutionary advantage is your heightened chance of having sex with me
I MIGHT JUST POST A PICTURE OF ME FULL ON NAKED OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT TONIGHT I AM VERY EMOTIONAL AND I DON’T KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE HOW OR WHAT I AM RIGHT ADD THAT TO HOW HIGH I WILL BE
there is no boy in my house I am sad I’m going to go take some codeine and get high
um I just answered the phone and the man asked me if my mom was here and I said no and then he asked if there was anyone here 18 and over and i asked him if he wanted to come oveR he hung up?
do you ever think about how someone you don’t know in the world has touched and breathed on the food you eat do you ever think this while you are scarfing down food and do you ever start crying out of unspoken bond but not disgust and do you ever feel so suddenly and so connected to the rest of humanity through this example of the human agriculture and the start of your digestive cycle because sometimes I do
um only
If you’re gonna say that atheism allows you to be a free thinker, it would make sense to think about something other than atheism.
(via realitycasualty)
